Great Bill Cosby quotes

via Bryan Caplan:

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.