Friday, February 15, 2008

Tom Smith's Seven Important Discoveries

Evangelical Christians actually enjoy sex as much as anybody.

Many Catholic priests do not molest children.

It's possible to watch somebody else make money and not hate them for it.

There's a lot to be said for getting married and staying married.

Children are cute.

Lots of people in the armed forces are really smart.

If you don't love America, try living abroad for a while.

I can confirm each one of these discoveries. (I think Catholic priests should study this more and get married).

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