For all you bears ... another warning you should heed

Rather than ride your shorts into oblivion. Even a bear can understand this explanation. Or go the way of the dinsoaur.

Even earlier warning for you, posted back here. But hey, it's your money. I can't help how easily it parts from you.

UPDATE: I begged, begged youse beeahs ...

UPDATE: Another timely, rational point, against the URSAhysterics, simple for someone with some high school to comprehend. I bet USA Today also hires journalism graduates (who tend to underemphasize stuff like economics, law, math, science and technology courses--if ain't liberal or arts, it's useless to such students).