Props

I was speechless, but these guys stepped up:

Comment 26:

“So then I said to Cheney, ‘Duh! Piecewise continuous functions are always Riemann integrable, so just invert the matrix and use a polynomial distributed lag to eliminate the heteroskedasticity!’ What a lightweight!”

Comment 153 (subtler, with that New Yorker feel to it):

“One had longed for the Nobel Prize, the other loved being president … yet at that moment, both men felt a little empty.”