For those of you who trade the Box Office contracts

Welcome to the landmark legal case of

CleanFlicks et al. v. Kate Winslet's Titanic Breasts.

Don't let the plaintiff or respondent names confuse you; this is an insightful view into the culture wars and how it might affect box office receipts. (via Instapundit).

For box office receipts analysis and contract recommendations, read NoMaN, the former play-by-play announcer of the Dow in the pit.