A psalm of Cav, inspired by Psalm 23, a psalm of David.
The LORD is my banker, I lack nothing.
He makes me save into insured accounts,
he leads me to capital preservation strategies,
he releases me from my greed, envy and materialism.
He guides me along tax-advantaged paths
so I can give even more to Him and to others in poverty.
Even though I walk
through the valley of the shadow of tail risk,
I will fear no evil,
for you are with me;
your offering documents and track record,
they comfort me.
You prepare a budget for financial freedom before me
in the presence of my overextended neighbors and Keynesian policymakers.
You anoint my community with Walmart;
My retirement accounts are overfunded.
Surely, your goodness and love will follow me
all the days of my life,
and I will be a beneficiary of your trusts and estates