DNA pattern matching for faith?

I guess this is how scientists conclude that humans are a lot like nematodes and sea urchins.

Still, it hurts to know I am less (Catholic, Judaic or Non-theist) than Mormon, Jehovah's Witness, or Baha'i.  Call me Roundworm. 

I think they mimized the false positives, but let the false negatives run amok.  Quiz here.  Image link here.

Your Results

The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa.
Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in order of how much they have in common with your professed beliefs. The higher a faith appears on this list, the more closely it aligns with your thinking.

How did the Belief-O-Matic do? Discuss your results on our message boards.

1.	Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
2.	Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (95%)
3.	Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (87%)
4.	Orthodox Quaker (81%)
5.	Jehovah's Witness (80%)
6.	Baha'i Faith (77%)
7.	Liberal Quakers (72%)
8.	Seventh Day Adventist (67%)
9.	Unitarian Universalism (61%)
10.	Eastern Orthodox (61%)
11.	Roman Catholic (61%)
12.	Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (57%)
13.	Orthodox Judaism (54%)
14.	Jainism (53%)
15.	Islam (53%)
16.	Mahayana Buddhism (49%)
17.	Reform Judaism (49%)
18.	Theravada Buddhism (48%)
19.	Neo-Pagan (42%)
20.	New Age (41%)
21.	New Thought (38%)
22.	Hinduism (37%)
23.	Secular Humanism (36%)
24.	Sikhism (34%)
25.	Scientology (30%)
26.	Taoism (28%)
27.	Nontheist (27%)