Friday, May 01, 2009

When you're in Texas look behind you

Via Felix, some good things to know from the Epicurean Dealmaker about Chuck Norris:
  • Chuck Norris does not mark to market. The market marks to Chuck.
  • Chuck Norris does not go bankrupt. Chuck Norris ruptures banks.
  • Funds that pay Chuck Norris 2 and 20 survive; others don’t.
  • Chuck Norris does not believe in leverage. Chuck Norris believes in crowbars.
  • No-one defers Chuck Norris’s compensation.
  • No-one subordinates Chuck Norris. All his equity is preferred.
  • If Chuck Norris devised the bank stress tests, not even the Treasury Department would survive.

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