Thursday, March 05, 2009

The fable of the burning White House

by John Carney:

Obama and Michelle are standing outside a burning house. Obama takes out his cell phone and starts dialing.

"Who are you calling?" Michelle says.

"Aetna. We really need to change our health-care plan. Like, right now. Because, you know, we're going to have health care issues from this fire. We've really been neglecting this issue for a long time," Barry replies.

"Shouldn't you call the fire department first?"

"Nah. Tim is on that. We've got to move forward from here."

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